The Expendables 2 (2012)

Title: The Expendables 2

Series: The Expendables

Director: Simon West

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Liam Hemsworth and Randy Couture

Rated: R

Released: 2012

Personal Rating: 4/5

revrezner's Rating: 7/10

Oscars: N/A

Basic Plot: Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.

- put big ass explosions here-

Nice Cheesy Fun
This film isn't deep or thoughtful, but it isn't meant to be. It isn't meant to make you think. All you need do to enjoy this is like violence, explosions, and shutting your brain down for a little bit. If you have these qualifications you should enjoy this movie.

First Few Seconds
The first five seconds of this movie makes you very aware of what this movie is. If you hate this movie within five seconds, get out of the theater now because you won't enjoy yourself. Within five seconds I knew I was going to love this movie. And I did!

Chuck Norris
Yes, he is the most bad ass actor in this film. It's surprising because he doesn't have that much screen time. However, you will remember Norris way after the movie has ended. And when I say he is the most bad ass person in the movie...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.

Final Thoughts
I've only really mentioned the action because that's 99.9% of the movie. The rest is the dialogue which isn't anything to write home about. This movie flew by because it was so good. Finally, Jason Statham was awesome in this movie.