Monday, March 17, 2014

Re-Releasing a Plushie for St. Paddy's Day

Info From HERE
Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone! Wear green or you'll get pinched! I have Irish heritage on both sides so kiss me!

With that out of the way...Subeta has re-released the Lucky Ghostly Plushie for Saint Patrick's Day. I like the fact that the expression on the plushie seems to be it going, "Yeah, baby!"

I have a feeling this one might be a drinker too.

This lovely item can be found in the Crystal Shop.

Jash Talks: Attack of the Gays

NOTE: SORRY FOR SOUND PROBLEMS IN THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO.

I talk about how someone is reacting to Frozen, talk about the Animorphs series, and explain why Hannibal is awesome among other things.

If you would like to send questions/topics for the next live show just comment below and they will be answered!

Also go to my twitter (@jashykins) to look for updates about the next live show!

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Sayings Sundays (March 16, 2014)

The Divergent Trilogy by Veronica Roth is a very well done series. Even though I don't like Allegiant as much as the other ones, that one takes a huge risk and I applaud it. Though I did guess the certain event that would most likely happen half-way through the book so I wasn't as broken like I was by the ending of Mockingjay or Cujo.

Throughout the trilogy there are many twists and turns. Good guys become bad and bad guys gain some humanity that they didn't before.

The society is broken into different factions that are based on values that each faction believes are the way to achieve peace.

The Candor believe in complete and total honesty. They believe that one lie is just as bad as any other.

Tris learns some haunting things in Insurgent so it's no wonder why she'd question the positives of knowing the truth.


I watch the show Pretty Little Liars and looked up this song because of it. I won't say how many times I've listened to it so you can continue to believe I'm someone you can trust.

The upbeat tone to the song is great and Ingrid Michaelson has a very nice voice.

The image I chose to use is of my ultimate OTP: Science Husbands (aka a sexual/romantic relationship between Bruce Banner and Tony Stark)!

I chose the first line in the graphic because both Tony and Bruce have things that they are ashamed of but shouldn't be. Bruce's thing is the other guy (aka the Hulk) harming people when Bruce can't control him. Tony's thing, among other things, is the whole incident in how he started to build the Iron Man suit including a guy sacrificing his life for him.

Both have become more than their faults and each wants to remind the other of that fact.

Hannibal "Hassun" Review

I am a Hannigram shipper and this episode warmed my heart. Now I admit the pairing of Will and Hannibal isn't the cleanest of relationships. But my discussion of the pairing will be saved for another time.

However, Hannibal works towards what he believes is helping Will. There were a few moments that Hannibal was sad that Will didn't like what he was doing for him. And why would Will be thankful to the man who locked him away?

Hannibal telling Will that it's good to be admired might be him telling Will how awesome he is...in Hannibal fashion which is sort of creepy to everyone else.

There is also a saddening scene between Alana and Will where she is practicing what she'll say in court. I wanted to hug them both as Alana said she isn't in love with Will. Of course, this being Hannibal, it could be that she's sad to admit to Will that she doesn't love him. But I'm really hoping it's that she doesn't like lying to him about something so important.

Freddie Lounds appears in the courtroom scene and tries to twist things to make it appear like Will is a killer. Luckily it's pointed out that she's been sued for lying and so she's not a trustworthy source. Besides, why would you bring in Lounds for your side?

No offense to Freddie's hair, but it seems like the side hellbent to blaming Will is willing to do anything.

Chilton appeared and he was more dickish than usual this week. I'm used to not really liking him but this is the first time I wanted to shoot him.

While I haven't liked Jack Crawford since the Season 1 Finale, this week he proved that he is capable of redeeming himself. Whether he defended Will out of spite or if he truly cares for the man I don't know. It was good, in any case, to see Jack talking about how awesome Will is.

Now for the people out there that fantasize about Will and Hannibal: you'll love the scene when they're getting dressed for court.

I originally thought that Hannibal committed both murders, but it seems that's not the case. So who committed one or both murders? dun dun DUN!

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Shipping Confessions: John Kennex/Dorian (Almost Human)

I am a big sci-fi geek. I just love the genre and all that it offers. So when Almost Human was announced I was excited because of the genre, Karl Urban, and J.H.Wyman. It was like a holy trinity of assured awesome.

The show centers around the human John Kennex (Karl Urban) and the robot Dorian solving crimes together. I built up my ship of John Kennex and Dorian rather quickly and it kept getting reconfirmed with every episode that aired.
John Kennex hates synthetics (aka robots) and isn't afraid to show that hatred to others. The Pilot episode had him pushing his MX out of the car while it was still in motion. Oh, in this world police officers always have to have a robot companion as the world has grown extremely dangerous.

Back to the point of this post: John doesn't like the fact that he has to work with robots for his job. He doesn't like anything synthetic and so also hates part of himself. I don't mean to talk about some emotional part of himself, I'm talking about his synthetic leg.

However, John is more accepting of Dorian than other robots because Dorian is more human than the others.
Dorian is a DRN which is a model that was discontinued due to them malfunctioning. John is only given Dorian due to no other MXs being available for his use.

Dorian is more human than John is at points. He is able to tell what would be going too far when talking to children and even helps out a DRN in one instance. That episode was awesome for double Dorian, but that's not the point of this post.

Constantly throughout the first season Dorian questions if he might go rogue sometime in the future. He wonders if he's merely living on borrowed time until he suddenly malfunctions. The episode where he meets his creator and an XRN really reinforce Dorian's doubt about himself.

At the start of the Season, John doesn't like Dorian. By the end John likes him so much that he makes sure to tell the board that Dorian is an excellent cop. Of course when John recounts the story to Dorian he makes sure to do it in a sarcastic manner. But if John didn't do that he wouldn't be the John Kennex we know and love.
John and Dorian are a great duo if only for how they play off of one another. While Dorian is a robot, he manages to battle wits with John many a time. He even manages to play tricks on John every now and again. Such as making John eat something he doesn't want to and setting up an online dating profile for him.

In one of the many scenes where the duo is in the car together, a hilarious bit of dialogue is said and then Dorian shows John his junk. The lines were set up such that it seems John wanted to see Dorian's junk, but then he just pretends to be disgusted.

I mean...John even complimented the size of Dorian's robothood. Almost like he was jealous that Dorian's was bigger than his.

John and Dorian hold each other together. John defends Dorian's honor at one point and ends up seriously damaging an MX. Near the beginning of the Season Dorian helps out John with information that will help keep his synthetic leg in good shape.

There are many instances where they goof off with each other and just as many instances where they help each other in some way, shape, or form.
I hope there is a Season 2 for Almost Human to see more of this pair together.

What will I talk about in the next Shipping Confessions? Prepare yourself for a femslash pairing! The pairing is from Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and is between a kick ass woman and a strong Asgardian warrior.

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Black Dress and Cuffs

Image from HERE
-This is a Mature Story (if in content if not plot)
-It's a Revolution fanfic
-It's a Charlie Matheson x Miles Matheson fanfic

You can read it HERE

Friday, March 14, 2014

Animorphs Re-Read: #5 The Predator (Chapters 5-8)

 Chapter 5
The chapter starts off with Ax running away from the mall cops. At least he's only going against mall cops and not real cops. Though either could be a Controller. As Ax is running he's demorphing.

Jake and Marco are running after Ax and hoping that the other people just think that they are running along for the ride. Well if the Yeerks do check the mall after this incident at least it never appeared like Ax was friends with Marco and Jake.

Oh...wait...
Once big changes in Ax's demorphing occurs the screaming starts. Marco doesn't blame the people for screaming because even he is disturbed by the process.

As one of the mall cops says Andalite the whole problem with Ax demorphing is shown. Why the HELL would you demorph with possible Controllers around?

As the real cops come Ax asks for advice. I'm one hundred percent with Marco being amazed that NOW the Andalite wants advice. Ax wasn't interested in advice when things were going well, but once shit hits the fan he suddenly wants advice from the humans. If Ax had only listened when things were going well this wouldn't be happening.

As the trio look for somewhere to run to, the bus not being an option, they decide to go to the grocery store. Well I'm glad that the Controllers won't know to look for Jake or Marco after this!

Marco uses grocery carts to slow down the cops and Controllers. And if this force is being used for this incident I assume most of the cops are Controllers.

As the trio run through the store a kid screams that Ax is a monster and his mother comforts him by saying that Ax is a PRETEND monster.
Marco sees the destination he wants and so pretends that there is a bomb about to go off. Jake, of course, thinks Marco is crazy. And when Marco reveals his plan, of morphing lobsters, Jake builds up more of a hatred of the plan.

As Marco watches the panic in the store he assumes that only cop Controllers would be after them. Of course Controllers would want to either kill or capture an Andalite themselves. Not just for their own egos, but because it can't be revealed that aliens are real and on Earth.

It's hard for Marco to concentrate enough to acquire the lobster as he keeps imagining the bad shit that could go down. Finally Marco is able to acquire the lobster and they help Ax into the tank when he's mid-morph (as Andalites don't fit well in lobster tanks as people do).

The morphing process unnerves Marco more than normal as the terrors of morphing, watching others morph, and the fact that the Controllers might rush in at any moment gets to him.

Marco is very glad his human vision is going away as he doesn't want to watch anymore of the morphing process.
When Marco finishes the morph he gets overtaken by the lobster mind. The two main things it wants to do is to kill and eat.

It doesn't seem like either Marco or Jake is liking the lobster morph at all.

Ax remarks on the lobster hunger and Marco says that animals being hungry is normal. Jake and Marco, on the other hand, are more surprised by lobsters being predators.

Marco then tries to find Jake. He figures to tell themselves apart from the other lobsters by the lack of rubber bands around their pincers. I like how it's remarked numerous times in the book about DNA. This helps to remind younger readers what is and isn't DNA.

Ax reports that they have been in morph for ten minutes. Marco suggests waiting close to the full two hours before demorphing, though he is far from a fan of the lobster morph.


Chapter 6
After waiting an hour something finally happens to the trio. Someone picks Marco up and rubber bands his pincers. Now this is not one of Marco's favorite morphs, he's afraid about possible Controllers, and someone is picking him up out of the lobster's 'natural' environment.

The trio doesn't know what's going on and they worry about Controllers. With Marco's pincers being restrained and ice it's very noticeably a random shopper, not one of the Controllers that are after them. However, they are very panicked at this point so it makes sense why that wouldn't come to mind.

All they are thinking about is possibly getting killed.

The ice makes them all drowsy and Marco zones out until Ax says they only have seven minutes left in morph. Marco, and then Jake, agrees that demorphing would be the best option even if someone sees them. You can't really fight the Yeerks if you're trapped as a lobster.

Marco FINALLY realizes what is happening to him: he's about to be boiled alive!
As he wants to scream so badly, the mouth is one of the first things to appear as he's demorphing. He can't make a sound but the sight creeps the woman that's cooking him so badly that the woman drops him.

Unfortunately Marco isn't dropped on the floor.
As the trio finish demorphing they try and calm the screaming woman. I don't blame her as if I didn't know what was going on I'd scream so hard that I would've passed out by now.

Marco and the other two try and convince the woman that what she is seeing is just a dream. Luckily the woman buys it. I don't know if she truly believes it's a dream or if that she thinks she's going crazy. If it's the latter then of course she won't tell anyone for fear of being locked up.

After Ax has morphed to human and the trio are about to leave, Marco asks the lady to release the other lobsters at the beach. I think that his time as a lobster has made him closer to the animal. He sees himself in them.

Morphing may allow you to become closer to an animal's mind, but the mind isn't the actual animal.


Chapter 7
Animorphs is an awesome series for a variety of reasons. One of them being that it doesn't go light on what our heroes are experiencing. If one of them is scarred in a certain manner, Applegate isn't afraid to show that.

This chapter begins with Marco having a nightmare about the lobster morph. There is no real way to describe it and give the scene justice. Just know it is creepy as fuck and involves a lobster bursting out of Jake's chest.

Marco is woken from his nightmare and thinks his Mom is there. Then it hits him that she's dead and his father is sitting beside him. One of the things I don't get is family connection as I don't have a strong connection with my own.

Marco says he's sorry for waking his dad up but it's then revealed his dad stays up very late. Well, he's done so since Eva (Marco's mom aka his wife) died. Nope, not tearing up here!
Marco and his dad discuss his nightmare. It ends with them discussing how his father is handling his mother's death. Marco wants his dad to move on with his life since staying in the past can ruin you. However, he never voices those opinions.

When his dad leaves, Marco is well aware that his dad is not going to sleep. The care Marco shows here makes me understand his reluctance to fight the Yeerks. He is truly concerned about his father and him not wanting to fight has nothing to do with him being scared for his own life.

The next day they're in woods and Ax has finished making the device to call down a Yeerk ship. Marco remarks that he needs a nice day. I agree with him as he didn't sleep well and I believe the ant morph is coming up soon so he does need the perfect day right now.
Ax says that the device he has built is a distress beacon. The problem I find is that Ax knows about the trick being used before. If it was used before then the Yeerks might be prepared.

Even if they're not: is the risk worth it just because your scared Andalite ass wants to go home?

Jake is a little snappish as he remarks on how hard it will be to get a Z-space transponder. I like how Marco describes Jake as not being like himself because Marco has no idea how much Jake will change. Okay, I'm laughing in pain but it's still laughter!

Rachel gets angry as she realizes they just built something totally useless. Cassie discreetly calms Jake down by hugging him. Oh, you two! I'm so glad you get married at the end!
Marco doesn't have anyone to help him with his mood and he makes a sarcastic remark ending with him wanting a sandwich.

Tobias says he needs to stay out of sight from a Golden eagle. Later on in the series a Golden eagle is how he nearly dies, but I'll talk about that later.

I ship Marco/Tobias so hearing Marco talk about how hard Tobias' life is is more heartwarming than it should be. Okay, it's a sad kind of heartwarming but that's super happy as far as this series is concerned.

Rachel ends up telling Tobias Ax's device is useless since they don't have a Z-space transponder. Tobias then points out that Chapman probably has the device.

Marco recaps about Chapman giving up his freedom for his daughter Melissa. What he says during this shows how mature this series is. He also talks about one of the big bad things about fighting the Yeerks is that the host is innocent while the alien slug is the real culprit. But to fight the Yeerks you have to kill both a lot of the time.

It's one thing to know that's the truth of the matter: it's another thing for a character to admit it.
Marco thinks that whatever plan Jake comes up with won't have a good ending. Ax basically says they can remove one useful part of the Z-Space transponder without the theft being noticed right away.

Rachel says she can't do the cat morph since they nearly made Melissa a Controller doing that last time. So it will be harder than it was last time. Jake then says any plans to go into Chapman's house can't involve Rachel doing cat morph or anything that will endanger Melissa.

Ax realizes how much the other Animorphs are willing to risk for him and then says that they don't have to. They sheltered him and he repaid them by endangering two of the group. Ax's reactions surprises Marco.

Cassie then says that she knows a morph that could get them into the room without going through the main house.

The morph has an exoskeleton.

Oh, god! The ant morph is coming up!



Chapter 8
Cassie's idea for a morph is ants.

The group debates which color of ants they should morph but Marco doesn't care which color. I wouldn't care either which color ant I morphed. But that's not because I consider ants disgusting, I just know what hell hole I'm going into shortly.

As Marco goes over how confused he is about history, Jake informs Marco that they'll be morphing black ants. Tobias had scouted Chapman's house and found out that there were mostly black ants around his house.

I like how Tobias is shown to not be able to morph but still a useful member of the Animorphs team.
Marco then talks to Jake about how he's not looking forward to morphing an ant. Jake comforts the reluctant Animorph by saying that his flea morph wasn't half bad. Marco ends up asking if Jake is okay at one point.

Okay, that's paraphrasing but it's what's meant.

Marco ends the conversation by talking about this being a bad week for him to die since it's the anniversary of his mother's death.

Marco recounts how his mother died and it's a very suspicious death. Not only were his mother's actions odd but the fact is that a body wasn't found. When a body isn't found in fiction the person can still be alive.

This being Animorphs: be prepared a very unhappy revelation.
Marco talks about how he used to pretend that his mother was still alive but he is a realistic person. He knows that one day Ax and the rest of his family would accept Elfangor's death.

This is very strong stuff. ESPECIALLY for a Young Adult's series. Why Animorphs hasn't lasted longer in the public eye is strange since this series never talked down to its intended audience is a mystery to me and many Fanimorphs.

The chapter ends with Marco agreeing to the mission and hating himself for having a conscience.
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