Monday, March 10, 2014
Almost Human (Season 1)
Show: Almost Human
Season: 1
Episodes: 13
Created By: J.H.Wyman
Released: 2013-2014
Rating: 5/5
Basic Plot: In a not-so-distant future, human cops and androids partner up to protect and serve.
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The Draw of Karl Urban
I was interested in this show for a number of reasons. One of those reasons being Karl Urban. I first learned of the actor in the movie DOOM (horrible adaptation, but fun movie) and found myself running into him in different movies. So when I saw he was starring in this show I knew I had to watch it. And, if you're wondering, Urban does a fantastic job as John Kennex.
The Futuristic World of Almost Human
This is a sci-fi show so it having a good world to get lost in is a must. Throughout the series we get things expanded on like The Wall, genetically modified people, and robots. We get how each is viewed and their relations to the world. Don't worry about the visuals as they are very well done. So not only do we get a neat world to live in, it looks good too!
Kennex and Dorian
One of the things that is driving this show towards success is the relationship between Dorian and Kennex. Throughout this Season Kennex has changed his viewpoints concerning Dorian and Dorian has continued to support Kennex. Both are able to joke around with each other (Dorian making Kennex a dating profile at one point) and they are equals. I can't wait until Season 2 (if that does happen) where we might get more of an insight into Dorian's past.
Final Thoughts
Almost Human is an above average show on tv. That may be me being biased since J.H. Wyman is heading this project. Wyman was a huge part behind the final season of Fringe and he shines in this show like he did in that one. I am not a big buddy cop person but that part is one of the driving points of the show. Episodes are aired out of order and I've heard it said that if you watch them in the intended order the show makes more sense (I haven't watched them in the intended order but I haven't had a problem with the show myself). So here's hoping there's a second season so we can see what hijinks Kennex and Dorian will find themselves in!
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Sayings Sundays (March 9, 2014)
Animorphs was my biggest fandom. I have not gotten really obsessed with a series like I did with Animorphs (Star Wars might give it a run for its money, though).
I didn't pay attention to anything Animorphs related for years but a few things stuck with me through my long hiatus from the series. One of those things is the most haunting line from the series I can remember.
It is said at the end of #6 The Capture and you only grasp its full importance in #26 The Attack. It is said by who you find out to be the devil like creature in the Animorphs Universe: Crayak.
That is why I chose this quote.
My guilty pleasure in music is Taylor Swift. Whenever I'm down I can listen to her and get all happy again. Well...at least slightly less down than I was before.
I don't mind who she is as a person since her music manages to brighten any of my cloudy days.
So why do I have a picture of Bruce Banner/The Hulk along with this quote?
In the latest chapter of my erotica Mean Green Shagging Machine the Taylor Swift song Enchanted helped me write a good chunk of it. I'm not saying Swift always puts me in the mood, but she sure does help at times.
I didn't pay attention to anything Animorphs related for years but a few things stuck with me through my long hiatus from the series. One of those things is the most haunting line from the series I can remember.
It is said at the end of #6 The Capture and you only grasp its full importance in #26 The Attack. It is said by who you find out to be the devil like creature in the Animorphs Universe: Crayak.
That is why I chose this quote.
My guilty pleasure in music is Taylor Swift. Whenever I'm down I can listen to her and get all happy again. Well...at least slightly less down than I was before.
I don't mind who she is as a person since her music manages to brighten any of my cloudy days.
So why do I have a picture of Bruce Banner/The Hulk along with this quote?
In the latest chapter of my erotica Mean Green Shagging Machine the Taylor Swift song Enchanted helped me write a good chunk of it. I'm not saying Swift always puts me in the mood, but she sure does help at times.
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Hannibal "Sakizuki" Review
This episode has creeped me out the most in the series so far. And that's only the opening scene! The opening picks up right after we left out in the last episode. The black guy wakes up all spooked and pulls himself away from the others around him.
This is made even more disturbing by the sound effects and how long the camera lingers on the action. While I was being grossed out, and yelling at the tv, the truth is I was really rooting for the guy. The emotion I took away from the scene was caring for a character. I wanted him to survive. I was cheering him on all through the opening and then he died.
And I yelled at the tv some more.
Bedelia is shown to be an extremely strong willed character in this episode. In previous episodes she was never weak, but in this one she really shined brightly. This is exemplified in her confrontation with Hannibal in the beginning of the episode.
Bedelia holds her ground while she backs away from Hannibal and the cannibal seems impressed. I think he lets her go both because he knows that he can deal with her trouble and he admires her. Hannibal is very much attracted to strong willed people (Will and Clarice spring to mind) and it's no wonder that he would admire a person that could face him like Bedelia did.
Will Graham has to continue to defend himself in this episode. One of the creepy funny things this time around was when he said "One of these things is not like the other..."
The scene was more creepy because of the reference being from a kid's show, but it was slightly amusing because I was trying to make sure I hadn't imagined hearing the line.
The other golden line that Will said was, "This isn't my design."
I really love that line because it's a twist on "This Is My Design".
The end scene to the episode is oddly touching as Hannibal kills the killer. Hannibal, who can be a ferocious enemy, comforts the killer as he kills him. Comforting the man by saying that Hannibal has finished the piece.
Next week seems to be focusing on Will's trial which should be very interesting indeed!
This is made even more disturbing by the sound effects and how long the camera lingers on the action. While I was being grossed out, and yelling at the tv, the truth is I was really rooting for the guy. The emotion I took away from the scene was caring for a character. I wanted him to survive. I was cheering him on all through the opening and then he died.
And I yelled at the tv some more.
Bedelia is shown to be an extremely strong willed character in this episode. In previous episodes she was never weak, but in this one she really shined brightly. This is exemplified in her confrontation with Hannibal in the beginning of the episode.
Bedelia holds her ground while she backs away from Hannibal and the cannibal seems impressed. I think he lets her go both because he knows that he can deal with her trouble and he admires her. Hannibal is very much attracted to strong willed people (Will and Clarice spring to mind) and it's no wonder that he would admire a person that could face him like Bedelia did.
Will Graham has to continue to defend himself in this episode. One of the creepy funny things this time around was when he said "One of these things is not like the other..."
The scene was more creepy because of the reference being from a kid's show, but it was slightly amusing because I was trying to make sure I hadn't imagined hearing the line.
The other golden line that Will said was, "This isn't my design."
I really love that line because it's a twist on "This Is My Design".
The end scene to the episode is oddly touching as Hannibal kills the killer. Hannibal, who can be a ferocious enemy, comforts the killer as he kills him. Comforting the man by saying that Hannibal has finished the piece.
Next week seems to be focusing on Will's trial which should be very interesting indeed!
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Tobias and Me 2
I had messed up. I had messed up good. I could hear Rachel laughing in the back of my mind and I shivered from the sound.
Fluffing my feathers I looked out into deep space. Or maybe it wasn't deep space at all. Maybe if I kept on going in the direction I was already going I'd see Jupiter. Hell, maybe I'd see Earth's Moon.
I looked at my Red-Tailed Hawk reflection on the inside of the Bug fighter. This was the last thing of home I would ever see. A hawk where one didn't belong and a boy in a body he wasn't born in. Though, truth be told, I belonged in this body more than I did in my old one.
Maybe that's why Rachel and I were apart for the moment. Or maybe she wouldn't have been meant for me even if I hadn't become a nothlit.
Hours had passed and I kept staring in the dark that was littered with tiny spots of lights that were stars. The thought of going into Z-space again crossed my mind, but I quickly dismissed it.
Even though going back into Z-space would mean I had the chance of returning home sooner, it could also mean that I'd end up farther away from home than I was now.
So all I did was keep on looking out into space for hours, or maybe it was days, as I waited for something to happen. Even if that thing was the Bug fighter randomly exploding.
At least I wouldn't have to worry about my family worrying about me. My father had been eaten by Visser Three and my mother was dead. And my Aunt and Uncle couldn't muster even a shit to give about me.
Suddenly I saw something on the Bug fighter's view screen. It didn't appear to be anything from the Yeerks and so I decided I had to communicate with it. If it turned out to be bad news then at least something would happen.
I worked at the controls and tried to figure out how to contact the alien craft.
Hello? Hello? I kept asking as I tried to contact the aliens.
As I waited and thought that my lack of knowledge of alien technology would be the death of me, I heard a reply.
It appeared to be a form of the language that the Hork-Bajir Controllers on Earth used. I think Ax had said it was Galard and it was the language used for trading. I concentrated on figuring out what the alien was saying.
I assumed the alien had said some form of a greeting.
I am- I began and then the alien replied angrily in Galard.
I mean no harm. I am just in need. I told the alien and then got a good glimpse at the alien's ship.
The ship reminded me of the cheesy sci-fi movies where aliens are invading the Earth. That could only mean that I was talking to a Skrit Na. The Skrit Na were cowards that never took sides in any conflict. At least according to Ax.
I'll make a trade. I told the Skrit Na. I have been to the planet Earth recently and can give you a piece of human clothing. Help me get back to Earth and I'll let you have it.
While I waited for their response I morphed a Hork-Bajir before letting them see me. And when they did see me the conversation was a little more than awkward. They quickly found out that I couldn't understand them and assumed it was because my translator chip had been broken.
I assumed part of the conversation directly following that was asking if they could remove the chip from my head. To this I angrily shook my head.
The final bit of the conversation had us agreeing to some sort of truce. All I had to do was follow them to a planet that was close by. As I followed them I demorphed and waited until the planet was in sight before morphing back to Hork-Bajir.
Landing on the alien planet was awkward for a few reasons. The first being that going on any other planet than Earth was still something I wasn't used to. The second being that the whole planet seemed to be covered by a forest.
But it wasn't a forest like on Earth. The trees seemed to be creatures that couldn't move while I saw a few flying creatures that had pieces of leaves attached to their bodies.
All in all it was different than Earth.
When I landed and met up with the Skrit Na I saw them coming out with some cargo. I guess they wanted to show how awesome they were before accepting my payment. That they didn't have to accept my offer, but they were going to because they were kind. I held out a little bit of my morphing suit, I had morphed to human very briefly after contacting the Skrit Na, and I somehow felt beaten by these aliens.
Then a piece of the cargo came out and I was beyond shocked.
Ax had told me that the Skrit Na would take creatures of primitive planets and put them into zoos. But it's one thing to hear that and another thing to see a human being lead out like an item.
The human was a young woman, in her early twenties, and seemed to be wearing a hearing aid. Maybe the Skrit Na chose her because of what they would see as an odd alien device. She didn't look happy and I knew that I had to get her back home.
No matter what.
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All of Tobias and Me
Fluffing my feathers I looked out into deep space. Or maybe it wasn't deep space at all. Maybe if I kept on going in the direction I was already going I'd see Jupiter. Hell, maybe I'd see Earth's Moon.
I looked at my Red-Tailed Hawk reflection on the inside of the Bug fighter. This was the last thing of home I would ever see. A hawk where one didn't belong and a boy in a body he wasn't born in. Though, truth be told, I belonged in this body more than I did in my old one.
Maybe that's why Rachel and I were apart for the moment. Or maybe she wouldn't have been meant for me even if I hadn't become a nothlit.
Hours had passed and I kept staring in the dark that was littered with tiny spots of lights that were stars. The thought of going into Z-space again crossed my mind, but I quickly dismissed it.
Even though going back into Z-space would mean I had the chance of returning home sooner, it could also mean that I'd end up farther away from home than I was now.
So all I did was keep on looking out into space for hours, or maybe it was days, as I waited for something to happen. Even if that thing was the Bug fighter randomly exploding.
At least I wouldn't have to worry about my family worrying about me. My father had been eaten by Visser Three and my mother was dead. And my Aunt and Uncle couldn't muster even a shit to give about me.
Suddenly I saw something on the Bug fighter's view screen. It didn't appear to be anything from the Yeerks and so I decided I had to communicate with it. If it turned out to be bad news then at least something would happen.
I worked at the controls and tried to figure out how to contact the alien craft.
Hello? Hello? I kept asking as I tried to contact the aliens.
As I waited and thought that my lack of knowledge of alien technology would be the death of me, I heard a reply.
It appeared to be a form of the language that the Hork-Bajir Controllers on Earth used. I think Ax had said it was Galard and it was the language used for trading. I concentrated on figuring out what the alien was saying.
I assumed the alien had said some form of a greeting.
I am- I began and then the alien replied angrily in Galard.
I mean no harm. I am just in need. I told the alien and then got a good glimpse at the alien's ship.
The ship reminded me of the cheesy sci-fi movies where aliens are invading the Earth. That could only mean that I was talking to a Skrit Na. The Skrit Na were cowards that never took sides in any conflict. At least according to Ax.
I'll make a trade. I told the Skrit Na. I have been to the planet Earth recently and can give you a piece of human clothing. Help me get back to Earth and I'll let you have it.
While I waited for their response I morphed a Hork-Bajir before letting them see me. And when they did see me the conversation was a little more than awkward. They quickly found out that I couldn't understand them and assumed it was because my translator chip had been broken.
I assumed part of the conversation directly following that was asking if they could remove the chip from my head. To this I angrily shook my head.
The final bit of the conversation had us agreeing to some sort of truce. All I had to do was follow them to a planet that was close by. As I followed them I demorphed and waited until the planet was in sight before morphing back to Hork-Bajir.
Landing on the alien planet was awkward for a few reasons. The first being that going on any other planet than Earth was still something I wasn't used to. The second being that the whole planet seemed to be covered by a forest.
But it wasn't a forest like on Earth. The trees seemed to be creatures that couldn't move while I saw a few flying creatures that had pieces of leaves attached to their bodies.
All in all it was different than Earth.
When I landed and met up with the Skrit Na I saw them coming out with some cargo. I guess they wanted to show how awesome they were before accepting my payment. That they didn't have to accept my offer, but they were going to because they were kind. I held out a little bit of my morphing suit, I had morphed to human very briefly after contacting the Skrit Na, and I somehow felt beaten by these aliens.
Then a piece of the cargo came out and I was beyond shocked.
Ax had told me that the Skrit Na would take creatures of primitive planets and put them into zoos. But it's one thing to hear that and another thing to see a human being lead out like an item.
The human was a young woman, in her early twenties, and seemed to be wearing a hearing aid. Maybe the Skrit Na chose her because of what they would see as an odd alien device. She didn't look happy and I knew that I had to get her back home.
No matter what.
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All of Tobias and Me
Dillema Items Get Revamps Too
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It's good that the items are getting their own revamps since it makes them fit in with the new versions of the Dillemas.
Jash Talks: Being Too Sensitive
I go over Harry Potter, an Animorphs book, and how PC language annoys me at times among other things.
If you would like to send questions/topics for the next live show just comment below and they will be answered!
Also go to my twitter (@jashykins) to look for updates about the next live show!
Friday, March 7, 2014
Mean Green Shagging Machine 2
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-It's a The Avengers/Aliens fanfic
-It's a Bruce Banner/The Hulk fanfic
You can read it HERE
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