Wednesday, January 15, 2014

I Am Not Looking Forward to the Lego Movie

I can't remember what show I was watching when a trailer came on. For a moment I thought it had to be a joke. That no way could this actually be a real thing. But, nope, I have seen the trailer many times since and have to deal with the fact that it actually exists.

Yes, folks, I am talking about The Lego Movie.

Now I'm not against Lego having a movie of its own and for children to enjoy it. I'm not against Lego having a means for parents to distract their kids for an hour. The thing is that this movie is having a THEATRICAL release.

The lines in the trailer (and from IMDB) make me very sure that this will not be a good movie.

Will it be successful? Probably as it's aimed towards kids and there is a nostalgia factor.

But just because a movie is successful does not indicate if it's good or not.

Liam Neeson will be lending his voice to this film and it'll come to theaters February 7, 2014.



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Animorphs Re-Read: #4 The Message (Chapters 9-12)


Chapter 9

Cassie dreams again of the voice under the water. She also dreams of the dolphin she acquired in the last chapter.

Cassie goes on to wonder about the intelligence of dolphins. While I don't agree about wondering if morphing intelligent creatures is right because morphing is the same concept EVERY TIME. So if you start to wonder if it's right or not just because you're turning into a cute animal I can't really take your argument seriously.

However, I like Animorphs since it does delve into how animals think. How animals really view the world. So Cassie wondering about how the dolphin views the world is interesting.
Cassie calls Jake to see how the mission will proceed. Of course they talk in code since they don't want to be found out. Tom, Jake's older brother and a human controller, is mentioned again.

Jake says that they'll morph in a river since morphing in a place where lots of people could see them isn't the smartest idea in the world.

Cassie gets to the spot and sees it's hidden away from the sight of other people. She shares a joke with Tobias and I'm happy. I'm just so glad that she is allowing Bird-boy to handle his situation how he sees fit.
Tobias will be the time-keeper for the mission and it turns out Rachel bought him a watch. I find it cute that Rachel bought him the watch. Aw!

Cassie, of course, is made to be the one who will morph the dolphin first. She doesn't think the others should admire her for her morphing ability so much. That she morphs just as well as everyone else. She is a very modest girl.

Cassie is afraid she'll encounter the actual dolphin's mind when she morphs. Not just the instincts. Yes, Cassie, because the rules of morphing change if the animal you're morphing is INTELLIGENT! Holy fuck, that's a leap in logic.
Cassie goes down to her morphing outfit. The shoes thing is brought up again. For some reason no type of shoes can work in morphing, no matter how tight the shoes are.

Cassie starts to morph and wants to hold onto her legs as long as she can. Cassie is usually described as the best morpher, but in this book and the last there's a morph that she's described as not doing pretty. I don't mind her being the best morpher, but it seems to be more said than shown in the last book and this one.

Cassie feels her back as she grows a dorsal fin.

Cassie waits for the dolphin mind to overtake her. She waits for fear to overtake her but the dolphin mind isn't afraid. The dolphin mind is like a little kid's.

She is relieved not to find a true mind when she completes her dolphin morph. Holy fuck! I couldn't see the fact that the morphing rules didn't change when morphing an intelligent and cute dolphin coming!
Cassie then continues on how the dolphin's mind is like a kid's and how all it wants to do is play.

Tobias asks Cassie how she's doing and she says that she wants him to come play with her. Tobias makes a joke about that not being a good idea. Aw, come on, Tobias, don't you want that dolphin hawk rodeo? Wait...that scene comes in a different book. Never mind.

Cassie calls to the others to morph. She wants to play in the ocean since the river isn't right for her.

The others morph and Tobias flies overhead while the others swim.

Cassie is enjoying her dolphin morph. How she describes the connection of dolphins to the ocean is just poetic.
Cassie and the others, except Tobias, start jumping and they have fun doing so. Why am I so jealous of fictional characters right now? Is it because they're so damn happy?

Cassie and the others get too into their morphs and Uncle Tobias has to point out that they need to focus. I like how Tobias here, like in the previous book, is the one who has to remind the group about the time. This is good that he has a job since he can't participate in most missions.

Cassie laughs him off but he tells them how the dolphin minds have affected them even though they don't think so.

Tobias reminds them that they morphed dolphins to look for an Andalite ship. The group then treats finding the Andalite ship like a game. That the first person to find the ship wins. Uncle Tobias comments that they are acting like a group of five-year-olds.
Cassie uses her echolocation and senses something that she can't place. She asks the others and Marco agrees that there is something bad out there. She searches in the dolphin mind for the answer.

She figures out that she senses a shark! And here's another chapter ending on a cliffhanger.


Chapter 10

Uncle Tobias tells the others that they aren't there to fight sharks. Cassie agrees saying that dolphins don't pick fights with sharks. It's then revealed that there is a group of sharks attacking a whale.

However, the whale is referred to by Cassie as a 'great one'. Animorphs is supposed to be a sci-fi series and not a sci-fi/fantasy series. This means that fantastic things can happen, but they all have to be scientific in nature. Even if the science is flimsy as Hell. Many think the Ellimist and Crayak being like God and Satan of the Aniverse is bad since it breaks the sci-fi feel of the series.

But, from this chapter alone, we can see that the fantasy parts of this series was started very early on.

Rachel wants to rescue the whale which surprises no one as she's usually the first one that wants to rush out into battle. Tobias' reply show that she stresses him out, but that he still loves her.
Tobias gives a report of what he can see from the air. There are at most five sharks and a really big whale.

Cassie rams into a shark and describes it seeming to be made out of something like steel. Cassie is dazed by the impact but sees she has hurt the shark. YES!
Turns out the whale is a humpback whale and Cassie is angry that the sharks out eating it.

Jake and Rachel join in on the shark fighting thing.

This whole fight seems like it's modeled after space battles from the Star Wars movies. I know that's probably not the case, since Applegate is a Trekkie, but I can't help but be reminded of Luke going against Tie Fighters at the end of A New Hope.

Cassie remarks that being a dolphin isn't all a game now. That she feels that there are serious consequences now. The thought that she might die frightens her. Of course, Cassie being Cassie, she thinks of the others dying before she thinks of the same fate for herself. I see it as her being more concerned about the others.

The sharks then turn from the group and attack the injured shark instead. The shark that Cassie had injured.
The group checks up on each other. Of course it's Marco that's injured. They make a comment on how he can't swim back.

Yes, because he can't demorph and then morph back into a dolphin. Anyone else thinking that? No? Okay, it's just me again.


Chapter 11

The start of the chapter begins with everyone panicking with what to do. Demorphing and morphing would be too logical to consider.

I admit the only moving part of this scene is Marco worrying about dying like his mother did. She died by drowning in a boating accident. Of course we later find out what really happened, but this is what Marco knows right now.
Cassie finally says what I've been saying and the group questions her. I want to hug you so much, Cassie.

Marco points out that he can't swim and Jake says that they'll take care of him. I won't make a certain joke because I think it borders on racist.

As Marco is passing out from loss of blood he starts to demorph.

When he's back into human form Cassie exclaims that he is fine. And Marco, being the joker of the group, says that it's true and now he's drowning. Oh, Marco, you are so funny!

Cassie offers her fin to him and then she notices that the humpback is rising towards them. Rachel gets freaked but Cassie tells her to calm down after the whale communicates to Cassie.

This is yet another fantasy element put into the series. There is nothing scientific about this. It's all a person's dream of how awesome whales are and how connected Cassie is to the animal world.

I don't mind it, but it does feel a little out of place.
I know you could say that it's because whales are more intelligent than we thought, but that seems more of an excuse than anything else.

Rachel agrees that she knows everything is fine since the whale is communicating in its own way.

How the whale communicates is so beautiful that I guess it's the reason that I don't mind the whale 'speaking' as much.

The chapter ends with Cassie listening as the whale begins to 'speak'.


Chapter 12

The whale talks to Cassie. What the whale basically tells Cassie is that he has lived a very long life and yet has never seen a dolphin become a human. I am just laughing at the idea of the whale being a grandpa. What makes this image even more clear is that the language reminds me of how a stereotypical Native American speaks.

The whale says that the Animorphs aren't the only new thing in the sea. Can the whale possibly know about the Andalite ship?
Cassie describes how the whale seems to talk in some language that is very hard to explain. The only thing I can compare the description to is how the Second Foundation (in Isaac Asimov's Foundation series) communicates.

The whale sends an image to Cassie of what looks like an Andalite in a ship underwater. I think it's part of the Dome ship.

Cassie finishes talking with the whale and the others are worried. Seems as though the whale only talked to Cassie. I'm not surprised that it thought to talk to her since she does have a very kind feel to her (though what she does to David shows she has a dark side to her).
Jake says the others didn't try to wake her since it seemed to be wise to not interrupt the whale.

They say that Marco is ready to try remorphing. Dudes, you morph the DNA of a creature and that's not impacted by injures. There is no reason to worry.

Tobias tells the others that they don't have much time left.

Marco begins to morph back into dolphin form. Cassie remarks that when Marco remorphed into a dolphin that he wasn't injured anymore.

Imagine that!
As they swim back to shore they hear the whale sing a song. Cassie tells the group the whale is singing for a mate. Marco uses the phrase 'cruising for chicks' and I'm reminded that this is a kid's book. That no matter how dark it gets there will always be some humor.

And, trust me, it will get very dark.
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Animorphs Re-Read Table of Contents

THE ANIMORPHS BOOKS

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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Divergent, Please Don't Suck

I like to go into movies with an open mind. But, of course, that's not always the case. Sometimes I have bias for a movie I'll be seeing.

For the upcoming Divergent movie I'm biased because I love the books. I want to see a good adaptation of the books on the big screen. I am well aware that doesn't usually happen, but Harry Potter and The Hunger Games have gotten some decent adaptations.

What makes me worried about the Divergent movie is the fact that events are being changed and characters are being dropped. Those things always make me a little nervous.

Yes, you can tell a great story without some characters, but it makes your job a little harder. And it seems those who do movie adaptations usually don't realize what is at the heart of what they're adapting for film. So it means they have even more of a chance to fuck things up when they change the order of events and drop characters.

Shailene Woodley is set to play Beatrice "Tris" Prior who is the heroine of the Divergent Trilogy.

Theo James is set to play Four/Tobias who is a fellow Divergent and love interest.

If you're wondering: Yes, Veronica Roth is an Animorphs fan.

Jai Courtney is set to play Eric and is also being considered for the role of Kyle Reese in this upcoming film:
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Kyle and Kyle Reese


I am not a big fan of the announcement that the next Terminator movie will be a reboot of the series. I am one of the few that loved Terminator Salvation and wanted to see that story continued.

I wanted scenes of John Connor interacting with Kyle Reese and having to hide the fact that the boy is his father.

I  also wanted to see Kyle Reese and Star get together romantically and have this subplot have it much harder for Kyle to go back in the past and impregnate Sarah Connor with John (I am going to deal with that subplot in my own TERMINATOR FIC). I know that he'll go back but I'm a sucker for seeing a character in pain and confusion.

But the reboot is going to start from square one it seems. I know many Terminator fans would love the reboot to undo everything post Terminator 2: Judgment Day, but messing with the first two is very dangerous grounds.

One of the people that is up to play Kyle Reese is Boyd Holbrook. I find this hilarious as he played Kyle in the movie adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's The Host. So he'll have two Kyles on his resume.

I know everyone knows Kyle Reese. He's the father of John Connor and a fighter of the Resistance. He has his faults, but he's an all around good character.

Kyle from The Host...I have not seen the movie so I don't know what changes were made or how well Holbrook acted. What I do know is that Meyer did not know how to use the character and had the text vilify him.

Kyle is one of the free humans that is hiding away with Uncle Jeb. He is also one of the only ones that doesn't like Wanderer (one of the two main protagonists of the book/movie) since she is one of the aliens that took over the planet. He is suspicious and at one point tries to kill her.

In other words: he's one of the few characters with half a brain in the book.

But because he's not in Wanderer's fanclub he must be a giant douche for thinking like a normal human being.

I haven't seen the movie version of The Host so I can't comment on Holbrook's acting chops or if he can do good action scenes.

If he is picked for the role: please have him do justice to the role of Kyle Reese.
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Monday, January 13, 2014

The NEW Wizard Quests on Subeta

On Subeta the thing I love doing the most are the quests. And not just any quests: the Wizard Quests.

I have always enjoyed doing them since the Wizard Tokens always sell at a decent price and I don't tend to spend that much on them. So that's how I get a majority of my sP (aka Subeta Points which is the currency on the site).

Recently there has been a Vending Limit put in place (the vending machines use Wizard Tokens). This doesn't affect me since I don't vend. If I do vend it's maybe once a month at most. So I can't comment on if I like the change or not.

Before today this was the payout fro the Wizard Quests:

But today it's been changed to this:
While this doesn't affect me (as it's now worth around the same price a 15 Point Wizard Token was worth before), it might anger some people that vend.

Keith has said on his Twitter that the Token payout has been changed since there is now a Vending Limit and if the payout had remained the same that the tokens would become worthless.

Hopefully his plan works out in the end. And, if it doesn't, that the payout should be changed back to the previous payout.


Update: It appears that the tokens have been increased, there is now sP payout, and the number of quests you can do per day have been shortened.

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