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All Sasha wanted to do was watch her boyfriend play a football game. But then she ruined it all by talking to the extremely quiet Ben.

I pass out.

I go outside of Skyrim to deliver a fish.

The roof is so exciting.

Horses can go anywhere!

Maybe I'll get with Alex next?