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Now, I am one to be excitable. A hot actor (Brian Austin Green), going to Starbucks, or even finding a Stephen King book will get me jumping...

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A lot of things make me smile. A good joke, going out for sushi, making another person smile, and a few other things. There is not one thing...

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Women. For a long time women have been the innocent creatures that need to be protected. Even in this modern day and age women are still loo...

Update: I figured it out! It's just it involved me pressing random stuff and so that takes awhile (because I like to be logical at first...